Mussina doesn't like snakes

RHP Mike Mussina refused to sample the fried rattlesnake when an entourage of Yankees had lunch at The Fort, a local wild game restaurant. "Please," Mussina said. "That's not me" (source).

OK, if fried rattlesnake isn't you, then what is? Crossword puzzles and Ritz crackers?

Oh, wait.