"Now, what is this site about, how Joe Torre ruined pitchers' arms? Is that it?"
-Michael Kay, August 18, 2009

Friday, June 13, 2008

No Yankee is ever comin' to Houston!

Tyler Kepner reminded me of George Costanza's hilarious interaction with Houston Astros' "executives" on Seinfeld.*

Clayton: Hey, Zeke wants to know when you Yankee bastards are comin' to Houston!

George: You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. Not as long as you bastards are running things.
I don't know how I forgot about that when I realized the Yankees would be playing in Houston this season!

*If it's clean enough to air on NBC and in syndication without editing, it's clean enough to be posted here.


Rob Mejia said...

'Bitch' isn't even a cuss word anymore. I think I heard it on Dora the Explorer the other day.

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