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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Sony makes sure it's all over Yankee Stadium

Our long national nightmare is over, Yankees fans! The Yankees have found their "Official LCD Television," "Official HD Television" and "Official Consumer Electronics Manufacturer."

It was announced today that Sony will hold all three of those titles in the new Yankee Stadium. In addition, there will be an "HDNA" sign on the right-field wall, 550 LCD HD television sets will be all over the building and PlayStation3 systems and VAIO notebooks will be available for fans in designated locations.

The control room where the production switches are will be named the "Sony Control Room," there will be a 30-second promo before each game and game highlights will be presented by Sony.

Yikes. That's a lot of Sony.


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