Many of us have a negative opinion of extremely predictable Yankees' play-by-play announcer Michael Kay. I've decided to create a drinking game based on the YES Network's coverage on Yankees' baseball. If you have any other suggestions, please let me know.
- Kay says, "Fallacy of the predetermined outcome" – 1 drink
- Kay laughs like a maniacal moron, and then is joined by the others in the booth – 1 drink
- Kay says, "Put a bow on it" – 1 drink
- Kay gets on his soapbox – 1 drink
- Kay mentions that Kyle Farnsworth was caught by Joe Girardi – 1 drink
- Kay says, "We thank you for joining us" – 1 drink
- Kay says, "If you’re just joining us" – 1 drink
- Viewer notices that the YES cameras cut off the top of Kay's head – 1 drink
- Kay talks about baseball strategy, and is probably incorrect – 1 drink
- Kay mentions how Mike Mussina locked himself in his hotel room in Japan with peanut butter and crackers – 1 drink
- Kay says a player is "like the little girl with the curl" – 1 drink
- Kay uses a word you have to look up in the dictionary – 1 drink
- Kay says, "Hey!" (i.e. "Hey, Yankee fans!" or "Hey, check out…" – 1 drink
- Kay says, "Tough league" when a pitcher throws a changeup or breaking ball when down in the count – 1 drink
- Kay says, "Pretty play" – 2 drinks
- Kay says, "Oh, what a play!" – 2 drinks
- Paul O'Neill makes fun of Kay for having too many shows on YES – 2 drinks
- Kay says, "Aforementioned New York Yankees" – 2 drinks
- Kay mentions that O'Neill's trophies are behind his couch – 2 drinks
- Kay says, "The awards you love so much" – 2 drinks
- Kay mentions Don Mattingly and the bat-shaped weather vane – 2 drinks
- Kay says, "If you’re scoring at home" – 2 drinks
- Kay says, "Joe Girardi is the man with the mission on his back" – 2 drinks
- Kay explains the benefits of the staggered lineup – 2 drinks
- Kay screams, "See ya!," "there it goes," and/or "looking up" – 3 drinks / If he says all three in the same call, finish drink.
- Kay refers to Phil Hughes, Joba Chamberlain and Ian Kennedy as "Generation Trey" – 3 drinks
- Kay calls "The Joe Girardi Show" a variety show – 3 drinks
- Kay says, "Martini Glass defense" – 3 drinks / Chug one beer if it is illustrated on the telestrator
- Kay mentions how Chien-Ming Wang runs the Taiwanese economy – 3 drinks
- Kay refers to a past conversation he had and says "he said" at least three times – 3 drinks
- Kay says, "Most people don’t know Jason Giambi came up as a third baseman" – 3 drinks
- Kay says that Giambi learned how to scoop well because of Oakland's immense foul territory – 3 drinks
- Kay says he ties a Major League record with three assists in one inning – 3 drinks
- Kay says, "Looking up" after the ball has already reached the stands – Finish drink
- Kay asks his analysts a ridiculous question and is promptly debunked – Finish drink / Take an additional drink for each time he responds with a "don’t you think..." question
- Kay talks about Kevin Mench's enormous head – Chug beer
- Kay says, "Hit DEEP to left/right/center" and the ball is then caught well in front of the track – Chug two beers
- Kay says, "Deuces wild" – 22 drinks
- Kay isn't calling the game – Spray champagne
