Yankees FML: April 27

From Jeremy because school is giving me no free time:

Today, my best pitcher went on the mound and gave up 4 runs. But my offense only scored 2. FML

Yankees FML: April 26

Today, my team got swept by the Boston Red Sox.  The Yankees led in all three games.  However, the pitching was nonexistent and a runner even stole home to put the cherry on top.  FML

Yankees FML: April 18

Final	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9		R	H	E
CLE	0	14	1	1	4	0	0	1	1		22	25	1
NYY	2	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0		4	7	1

Time for our latest installment of Yankees FML.

Today, my team lost 22-4.  That 14-run second inning isn’t a typo.  That is all that needs to be said.  FML

Yankees FML: April 16

Final	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9		R	H	E
CLE	0	0	0	1	0	0	9	0	0		10	13	1
NYY	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0		2	9	1

Time for our latest installment of Yankees FML:

Today, my bullpen gave up nine runs in the seventh inning to spoil our home opener in the brand new Yankee Stadium.  Our memories of this day will always be tainted.  FML

Yankees FML: April 13

Final	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9		R	H	E
NYY	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	2	0		5	9	1
TB	4	5	1	0	1	1	3	0	X		15	17	0

Time for our latest installment of Yankees FML.

Today, my starting pitcher needed 61 pitches to get three outs.  He gave up eight earned runs and his ERA actually went up from 17.18!  He has now given up 15 hits, 15 earned runs and six walks in 4 2/3 innings this season, while striking out only one batter.  FML

Bonus Yankees FML!

Today, my outfielder/first baseman pitched an inning of relief and was actually our best pitcher today.  FML

There’s no sense in recapping this game.  Chien-Ming Wang and the rest of the pitches, sans Nick Swisher (!!!), were all awful.  Wang kept leaving the ball up and got killed as a result.  There’s always tomorrow.

Yankees FML: April 12

I’m debuting a new feature on Scott Proctor’s Arm today.  It’s called “Yankees FML” and will only be used when the Yankees lose.  Thus, I hope I don’t have to write these more than 70 times.

For those who are not familiar with what FML means (the definition is not exactly safe for work), please visit Fmylife.com to get a better idea.  Each post begins with “today,” and ends with “FML.”

Today, my manager decided to over manage and ended up snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.  Up 4-3 and with two outs and no one on base in the eighth inning, he decided to get cute and take out Damaso Marte in favor of Jose Veras.  Three runs and another pitcher later, the Yankees lost 6-4 to prevent a sweep of the Royals.  FML