This is officially ridiculous

Via Peter Abraham, here is Darren Rovell's list of the Yankees' official sponsors:

Official Carbonated Drink: Pepsi

Official Water: Poland Spring

Official Tire: Maxxis

Official Consumer Electronics Company: Sony

Official Luxury Vehicle: Audi

Official Hybrid: Toyota

Official Truck/SUV: Ford

Official Beer: Anheuser-Busch

Official Bank & Official Affinity Credit Card: Bank of America

Official Potato Chips: Utz

Official Hot Dog: Nathan's

Official Automobile Classified Company: Autotrader.com

Official Supermarket Retailer: Stop & Shop

Official Paint: Benjamin Moore

Official Hospital: New York Presbyterian

Official Health Insurance: Empire Blue Cross/Blue Shield

Official Rail Fare: Amtrak

Official Ice Cream: Turkey Hill

Official Office Supply and Furniture Retailer: W.B. Mason

Official Coffee: Dunkin' Donuts

Official Airline: Delta

Official Timepiece: Armitron

Official Digital Camera, Copier, Printer: Canon

Official Rental Car: Avis

Official Deli Meat: Boar's Head

Official Life Insurance: Met Life

Official Gasoline & Convenience Store Retailer: Hess

Official Telecommunications Company: AT&T

Official Sporting Goods Retailer: Modell's

Official Payment Processor: Mastercard

Official National Jewelry Retailer: Zales

Official Tax Preparation Company: H&R Block

Official Cap: New Era

Official Secondary Ticketing: StubHub