"Now, what is this site about, how Joe Torre ruined pitchers' arms? Is that it?"
-Michael Kay, August 18, 2009

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

This is officially ridiculous

Via Peter Abraham, here is Darren Rovell's list of the Yankees' official sponsors:

Official Carbonated Drink: Pepsi
Official Water: Poland Spring
Official Tire: Maxxis
Official Consumer Electronics Company: Sony
Official Luxury Vehicle: Audi
Official Hybrid: Toyota
Official Truck/SUV: Ford
Official Beer: Anheuser-Busch
Official Bank & Official Affinity Credit Card: Bank of America
Official Potato Chips: Utz
Official Hot Dog: Nathan's
Official Automobile Classified Company: Autotrader.com
Official Supermarket Retailer: Stop & Shop
Official Paint: Benjamin Moore
Official Hospital: New York Presbyterian
Official Health Insurance: Empire Blue Cross/Blue Shield
Official Rail Fare: Amtrak
Official Ice Cream: Turkey Hill
Official Office Supply and Furniture Retailer: W.B. Mason
Official Coffee: Dunkin' Donuts
Official Airline: Delta
Official Timepiece: Armitron
Official Digital Camera, Copier, Printer: Canon
Official Rental Car: Avis
Official Deli Meat: Boar's Head
Official Life Insurance: Met Life
Official Gasoline & Convenience Store Retailer: Hess
Official Telecommunications Company: AT&T
Official Sporting Goods Retailer: Modell's
Official Payment Processor: Mastercard
Official National Jewelry Retailer: Zales
Official Tax Preparation Company: H&R Block
Official Cap: New Era
Official Secondary Ticketing: StubHub

6 comments:

Hanging Leo said...

"Official Tax Preparation Company"...

WHO IS IT?! Don't leave me hanging!!!

Andrew Fletcher said...

Oops

Sully said...

The Yankees could do better than Turkey Hill Ice Cream

Bryan said...

Official Deli Meat?


Hahahahaha.

Raven King said...

Official Luxury Vehicle: Audi
Does it mean our star players will have to disguise their Ferrari, Porsche and Mercedes-Benz as Audi?

Anonymous said...

who competes with amtrak?

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